The transcript for Aces and Hearts.
On a Saturday morning, Lisa was making breakfast.
Lisa: Alicia! Come down here before your breakfast gets cold!
Alicia rushed downstairs.
Alicia gobbled up her breakfast.
Lisa: Well, what do you plan on doing today?
Alicia: I want to go to a new convention.
Lisa: Okay. Which one?
Alicia looked down.
Alicia (muttering): The Ace Savvy one.
Lisa: Seriously? Ace Savvy! That's...preposterous! How could you like Ace Savvy?
Alicia: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Lisa: Ugh. LINCOLN likes it. Sorry, but no.
Alicia: Okay. I'll ask uncle Lincoln to take me, then.
Lisa wasn't paying attention since she was cutting up tomatoes.
Lisa: Yep. Sure.
Alicia went to her room to put on her Queen of Hearts costume and left.
Moments later, she reached the convention.
Lincoln and Clyde were over by a snack table practicing their superhero poses. They were wearing their Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack costumes.
Lincoln: Ace Savvy is ready to deal out some justice!
Clyde: No worries. One Eyed Jack has your back!
Alicia came over to them.
Alicia: And I'm the Queen of Hearts. I have a big heart who loves life!
Lincoln: Wow, I'm impressed. Alicia, YOU like Ace Savvy?
Alicia: Yeah. Mom didn't take it so well. But I don't care. I think the comics are funny! I read them all the time on my phone.
Clyde: Yeah. That's cool.
Lincoln: But as kids, WE always read the paper comics.
Alicia: I know, but Mom won't let me get the paper comics.
Lincoln: Eh, her loss. Let's just have fun.
Clyde: You said it!
Alicia: Alright, then!
The day passed and Alicia had a blast.
Alicia: This was amazing! I can't believe the day's almost over!
Lincoln: We usually close these kinds of days with a superhero selfie.
Clyde: But since we have a special guest here.
Lincoln: What would you like to do, Alicia?
Alicia: Well, I'd like to meet the REAL Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack!
Lincoln: Yeah. Uh...Clyde, can we talk for a moment?
Clyde: Sure. What is it?
Lincoln pulled Clyde aside.
Lincoln: Alicia will probably be bummed to find out that there's no real Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack.
Clyde: How'd you find out?
Lincoln: Well, let's just say...it was 2020. We invited Chandler to a convention. Remember?
Clyde: Oh yeah! He totally ruined it all!
Lincoln: Yep. He was right. Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack don't actually exist. But they're always in our minds.
Clyde: So, will you tell her?
Lincoln: I guess so.
Alicia: Tell me what?
Lincoln: Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack don't exist.
Alicia: Wait...HUH? I thought I saw them over by the snack bar an hour ago!
Lincoln: Those were cosplayers. Like Clyde and me.
Clyde: Sorry, Alicia.
Alicia: It's okay. Maybe we could get some ice cream?
Lincoln: I think that's a safe choice.
Clyde: Yum! Ice cream!
Alicia: So it's a go, then?
Lincoln and Clyde nodded.
They all went to the ice cream booth and chose their ice cream flavors.
Lincoln: I'd like the Ace Savvy ice cream with Savvy sprinkles.
Clyde: And I'd like the One Eyed Jack sundae with milk balls!
Alicia: I would like a classic vanilla and chocolate banana split.
Moments later, their ice creams came out.
Alicia, Lincoln, and Clyde began eating them.
Alicia: This was fun! Mom was missing out completely!
Clyde: You bet!
Alicia: I'd also like a souvenir.
Lincoln: Sure. What did you have in mind?
Alicia saw an Ace Savvy keychain hanging by the snack table and pointed to it.
Lincoln: Oh, a keychain. Okay.
Moments later, Lincoln and Clyde got the keychain for Alicia.
Alicia: This is perfect! Thanks so much!
Lincoln: Don't mention it! It's always nice to have someone else that's into Ace Savvy.
Clyde: Oh yeah!
They left the convention.
Moments later, Alicia arrived home.
Lisa: So was it everything you dreamed of?
Alicia: Oh yeah!
Lisa: Well, even if I don't like Ace Savvy, I'm glad you had fun.
Lisa and Alicia hugged.