The transcript for Copy Clone.
One Saturday, Lisa was going through her old inventions left at her parents' house.
Lisa: Ah-ha! I found it! The cloning machine!
Lisa manically laughed.
An hour later, Lisa was at home. She made multiple copies of herself.
Lisa: Okay. So, Lisa clone 1, go bug Darcy.
A Lisa clone nodded it's head.
Lisa: And Lisa clone 2, go help Hugh Jr with his physics presentation.
Another Lisa clone nodded it's head.
Lisa: Lisa clone 3, go to Lily's place and ruin her other baby "treasures" that she kept all these years!
Another Lisa clone nodded it's head.
Lisa: And finally, Lisa clone 4, go get a strand of Hugh's DNA.
The last Lisa clone nodded it's head.
Lisa: Ha! Finally! Now I'll be supreme ruler of the world. AFTER I clone myself a million more times!
Lisa maniacally laughed.
Meanwhile, at Lily's apartment...
Lily: Wow. Just a quiet day watching cute baby videos.
There was knocking at the door.
Lily: Come in!
The 3rd Lisa clone came in.
Lily: Wow! Lisa, what a surprise!
Lisa clone 3: Yes. I figured I could come over here and see how my younger sister is doing.
Lily: Well, I just sorted out all of my keepsakes. And now I'm watching cute baby videos!
Lisa clone 3: Fascinating. Where do you keep your keepsakes?
Lily: In my room. Duh.
The Lisa clone went to Lily's room and took all of Lily's keepsakes and hid them in a trash bag.
The Lisa clone came out.
Lily: What do you have there?
Lisa clone 3: Not much. I gotta go.
Lily: Okay! See ya.
Meanwhile, in Hugh Jr's room...
The 3rd Lisa clone entered.
Hugh Jr: Oh, hey Mom. I'm having some difficulties with my new school project.
Lisa clone 2: Say no more. It's a physics presentation.
Hugh Jr: How'd you know? I would like to make a better one than Chad. He told me he's been studying like crazy. Which is strange.
Lisa clone 2: It is strange. But I'd be glad to help.
The Lisa clone began helping Hugh Jr.
Meanwhile, at Darcy's home...
David was reading a book while Darcy was stroking his hair.
David: Cut it out, Darcy. I'm reading this college textbook for my medical school classes!
Darcy: I'm sorry, David. Your hair's just SO soft.
David: I'll give you a cookie.
David grabbed a cookie.
Darcy grabbed it and ate it.
Darcy began to look sick.
David: Did I mention that this cookie was in the couch? And it's 30 years old?
Darcy ran to the bathroom and threw up.
The 1st Lisa clone entered.
David: Greetings, Lisa. I just made Darcy throw up.
Lisa clone 1: Impressive. I'm just a clone of Lisa, though. But I grade it an A+!
David: No way! You cloned yourself! I'm talking to a clone? Amazing!
The Lisa clone nudged David.
David got up quickly.
Lisa clone 1: So, I was instructed to bug Darcy.
David: Be your guest. She's puking her brains out. Not that she has much to puke out.
Lisa clone 1: I know. I'll give her my special soap that looks like candy.
David: Oooo. She'd love that...and by love it, she'll be puking all night! Brilliant.
Lisa clone 1: I thought so.
Meanwhile, at Lisa's house in the living room...
Hugh was watching TV.
The 4th Lisa clone snuck up on Hugh with scissors.
The clone was about to cut a strand of Hugh's hair.
Hugh turned around in surprise.
Hugh: What?! Lisa! What are you doing with a pair of scissors!?
Lisa clone 4: A little haircut.
Hugh: That's it! I thought you were done with these wacky experiments!
Lisa clone 4: I am. Until I get a strand of hair.
The real Lisa entered.
Lisa: Greetings Hugh. I see my clone went to get a strand of your hair.
Hugh: LISA! You cloned yourself? Are you CRAZY?!
Lisa: By crazy, do you mean BRILLIANT, then yes.
Hugh: You know what I mean. How many of those clones did you make?
Lisa: Oh...a hundred.
Hugh: A HUNDRED? Really!?
Lisa: Yeah. They invaded OUR room.
Hugh: Oh my god. You lost it now!
Hugh ran to their room and saw 100 clones of Lisa.
Lisa: There's some more in the laboratory.
Hugh: What laboratory?
Lisa: The one I made during the Loud family reunion last spring. Hello.
Lisa: Also, one's with Lily, another's with Hugh Jr, and another's with Darcy.
Hugh: You gotta get rid of those clones and fast.
Lisa: Never! I'm so close to ruling the world!
Hugh: What's more important? World domination...or me?
Hugh: That's it. I'm out of here.
Hugh Jr entered.
Hugh Jr: Okay, either I'm losing it or I just saw two of you, Mom.
Lisa: You're not. But now there's a hundred.
Hugh Jr: REALLY? THAT could be my project! Cloning! Thanks Mom!
Lisa: Woah, woah, woah there. You can't do your project on cloning. It's a physics project.
Hugh Jr: Which CHAD never thought of. You're a genius!
Lisa: Well, I can't argue with that logic. But you're too young to clone yourself.
Hugh Jr: No I'm not! YOU said you cloned yourself since you were SEVEN!
Lisa: True. But no.
Hugh Jr: Come on! I'm 9 now. I can handle it.
Lisa: Ugh. One clone. And that's it.
Hugh Jr: Okay, okay.
He made one clone of himself from Lisa's cloning machine.
Hugh Jr left with his clone.
Lisa: Now I just hope Hugh doesn't find out about this.
Hugh (from the living room): LISA!
Lisa: I guess he did.