The transcript for Double the Date.
One spring day, Lisa was preparing for her wedding anniversary with Hugh.
Lisa (to herself): The dinner location's all set. Hugh will just love Bangers and Mosh. None of my siblings will ruin it at all for me.
Lisa: Cause I made so darn sure they wouldn't.
Hours later, Lisa and Hugh were at their special place.
Hugh: This is amazing! I couldn't had picked a better anniversary place.
Lisa: It's the best only for you!
They entered Bangers and Mosh and sat down at a nice table.
Meanwhile, in the city near the Casagrande bodega...
Lori and Bobby were in their usual fancy restaurant they go to for date nights.
Lori: What do you mean we have to make a reservation?
Waiter: You might not understand this, but we no longer accept walk-ins anymore.
Bobby: Come on. Let's try somewhere else.
Lori: Ugh, you literally GOT to be kidding me!
Lori stormed out of the restaurant while Bobby followed her.
Meanwhile, at Bangers and Mosh...
Hugh: This really was a nice place. You know, I discovered it when I first started attending the community college 30 years ago.
Lisa: I know. This was also where we had our first study/lunch date.
Hugh: Yep. It was amazing.
Lori and Bobby entered.
Bobby: Are you sure THIS is the place we should eat at for our anniversary?
Lori: Yes! It's literally perfect!
Lori noticed something.
Lori: Boo-boo Bear. We just picked the perfect night!
Bobby: Really? What is it?
Lori: Lisa and Hugh! They're surprising us on our anniversary!
Bobby: Riiight...maybe we should say hi.
Lori: I know, right?
Lori and Bobby went over to Lisa and Hugh's table.
Lisa whispered to Hugh.
Lisa: Uh-oh. Lori alert.
Lori and Bobby sat down.
Lisa: Greetings elder sister. What brings you here? To our anniversary?
Lori: Well, Bobby Boo-boo Bear and I got rejected from our favorite restaurant in the city!
Lisa: Aw. That's too bad.
Lori: It is! So, we chose this place that'll be fair to us.
Bobby: And guess what, babe? No reservations!
Lori: I know!
Lisa: I know. But why'd you have be here TONIGHT?
Hugh: Lisa, give them a chance. We never had a double date before. It could be fun.
Lisa: You don't know Lori like I do.
Lori: So, why we're here tonight is simple.
Lori took a deep breath.
Lori: The restaurant Bobby and I usually go to requires reservations now.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
Lisa: You could've chose a different place in the city instead of bugging me.
Bobby: You know, it's hard to believe, but I've never been here before.
Lisa: Oh, sure.
Lori: And that's the reason. Boo-boo Bear's never been here before. It'll be fun.
An hour passed, and Lisa was getting tired of the double date.
Lori: So, Bobby has 4 jobs now. Tell them, Boo-boo Bear.
Bobby: Well, as you might know now, I'm a waiter at the French Mex Buffet. And I'm a mall cop, too. But best of all, I applied for the winter job as a zamboni driver and the summer job as a lifeguard at the community pool. I got both of the jobs!
Lori: Aren't you just so proud of Bobby Boo-boo Bear, Lisa?
Lisa dozed off.
Hugh nudged her.
Lisa: Oh, yeah. So proud.
Lori: Also, Leni did something so impressive too!
Lori: Yep. She texted me that she got engaged! TO CHAZ!
Lisa: Nice. Congratulations.
Lori: You don't sound too happy, Lisa. What's wrong?
Lisa: It's this dumb anniversary dinner. Why couldn't you simpletons go somewhere else?!
Lori: Well, it's not my fault Bobby's never been to this place!
Lisa: It was supposed to be a PRIVATE anniversary dinner for ME and HUGH. And only me and Hugh.
Lori: Well, it's not my fault. Well-
Lori took a deep breath.
Lori: You can have your time here alone. Come on, Boo-boo Bear.
Bobby got up and Lori grabbed Bobby's hand.
They walked out of the restaurant.
Hugh: While that wasn't how I envisioned this anniversary dinner, it was kinda neat having Lori and Bobby here.
Lisa: Was it?
Hugh: Oh heck no. They ruined it all for us!
Lisa: Right!? But at least you're here with me.
Hugh: I know!
They hugged and kissed.