The transcript for Room for 10 More.
It was a stormy night. Lisa was prepared and had the house on lockdown.
The next morning, Lisa received an e-mail from her siblings.
Hugh came in.
Hugh: Good morning, Lisa.
Lisa: Is it? All of my siblings e-mailed me saying that they have nowhere to stay since their houses got struck by the storm.
Lisa: They're all moving here until their houses get repaired.
Hugh Jr and Alicia came in.
Alicia: The weather channel says NO SCHOOL for the week because of the storm! Isn't it great?
Hugh Jr: I normally don't celebrate that, but...it's phenomenal!
Lisa: Yes, yes, yes. But ALL my siblings now have to reside here since their houses got damaged in the storm.
Alicia: More good news!
Lisa: Really? And where will you sleep?
Alicia: My room. Duh.
Lisa: Yes. With two of my siblings in there with you.
Lisa: Or I could have them sleep in the living room. That was a success last Christmas.
The doorbell rang.
Lisa: That must be them.
Lisa opened the door.
All ten of Lisa's siblings came in.
Lincoln: I know this is sudden.
Lisa: You're telling me. Don't Ronnie Anne and Lonnie live with you, too?
Lincoln: Yes, yes. But when I told them that I wanted to reside here with you and my other sisters. Well, they went to the Casagrande bodega.
Lori: By the way, Bobby and Lucas did the same.
Lisa: Ah. How nice.
Lana: It is. Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus all volunteered to fix our houses. They said they'll get our houses fixed tomorrow.
Lisa: So you guys DON'T have to spend the night?
Lana: Well, we still have to sleep over. But we'll be out of your hair in the morning.
Lisa: Phew. And sorry Lola. This house isn't to your standards.
Lola: Uh, puh-lease! My mansion was totally ruined cause of the storm.
Lola turned to Lana.
Lola: Your friends better replenish all of my expensive items.
Lana: You know Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus can't afford half the junk cluttered throughout your house.
Lola: Half that "junk" was Winston's! Excuse me, miss mud for brains!
Lana and Lola began fighting.
Lola and Lana looked at Lisa.
Lola: Okay, okay. Sorry.
Lana: Yeah. Where's the mud room?
Lisa: I don't have a mud room.
Lola: Yeah. Who has a mud room?
Lana: Are you kidding me? Everyone I know has a mud room. Skippy has a mud room. Lucas has a mud room. Marcus has a mud room. Mike has a mud room. And Gus has a mud room.
Lisa: I don't care about your muddy friends. I'm saying I don't have a mud room.
Lola: And that's really disgusting, Lana.
Lana: What? I'm sorry!
Lincoln: With disgusting mud rooms aside, let's get settled.
Luna: I could sing some jams for you.
Lisa: I prefer not to begin the day with tinnitus inducing music.
Luna: Whatever, sis. Your loss.
Lynn: Well, I'd love to do some bench press exercises. Ya have a weight room, Lis?
Lisa: No. I don't have a mud room, weight room, and before you ask, Leni...no, I don't have a mall, either.
Lisa: Look, you guys...you need to just find a place that's in THIS house to sleep.
Lucy: I call Hugh Jr's room.
Hugh Jr overheard.
Hugh Jr: Really? With all the bats?
Lisa: Don't be ridiculous, Lucy. Before the madness happened, I was about to suggest that you all should sleep in the living room. Like you did on Christmas.
Lincoln: I think we can agree on that.
Lola: Yeah! I mean, the living room's HUGE!
Luan: And speaking of Hugh. Where is he?
Lisa: No one was speaking of Hugh.
Hugh: Did I hear someone say my name?
All of Lisa's sisters began blushing.
Lisa: Will you simpletons back off!? In case you didn't know...Hugh's MY husband. And Lori, you're married to Bobby now. You have no excuse.
Lori snapped out of her trance.
Lori: Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa. I can't help myself.
The other sisters snapped out of their trances.
Leni: Yeah. I'm supes sorry! Hugh's totes adorable!
Luna: And Sam might be the one I pine for but I wish Hugh was mine!
Luan: Yeah! He's quite the catch.
Lynn: Yes. And strong, too.
Lucy: His eyes could melt a vampire's soul.
Lana: Though Hugh isn't the type I go for, he's so fine.
Lola: The muddy and dirty types Lana goes for, sure. But I see that Hugh has ultimate class. I like that.
Lily: And he's all man.
Lisa rolled her eyes while Hugh face palmed.
Hugh: They won't do this ALL day...will they?
Lisa: I sure hope not.
Alicia: Well, it's nice that my aunts and uncle are here.
Hugh Jr: Yeah. But Dad, why must they all crush on you? It's super creepy.
Hugh: Hey! Your uncle Lincoln never crushed on me! That might be a bit odd, though.
Lincoln: Yeah. No offense, Hugh...but you're not my type.
Lisa: Let's just get settled in now already.
All the siblings unpacked their belongings in the living room.
As they were unpacking, Lisa looked shocked.
Lisa: I had no idea you all brought so much stuff.
Lana: Well, this is just my GOOD garbage.
Lisa held her nose.
Lisa: Gross, Lana. Put that somewhere else.
Lola: Yeah! Preferably away from all my pageant gowns!
Lisa: You didn't need all those pageant gowns.
Lola: Yes, I do. One for every hour of the day.
Lisa face palmed.
Hours passed and the siblings all got on Lisa's nerves.
Lisa: That's it! Lana, I'm calling your friends!
Lana: No! Don't! They can't work under pressure.
Lisa: Watch me.
Lisa group called Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus.
Lisa: My siblings are driving me NUTS! FIX their houses FASTER. I'd better get a call in TWENTY MINUTES of you saying that you got their houses done!
Lisa hung up before they could answer.
Lisa: And that's how you do it.
Lana: Oh no. Lisa...why?
Lisa: Why what? I just solved MY problem!
Lana: I told you that they can't work well under pressure!
Lisa: We'll see in a couple of minutes.
Moments later, Lisa got a group text from Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus.
It said: "We fixed all of your siblings' homes. Feel free to enjoy your rest and relaxation, Lisa."
Lisa turned off her phone and smiled.
Lisa: Well, safe to say. You can skidaddle on outta here. Now.
Lana: I guess Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus really DID listen.
Lisa: And now I get time for myself FINALLY.
The siblings all left.
Lisa crashed on the couch.
Hugh came in.
Hugh: Are they gone now?
Lisa: Oh yeah. Now it's just you and me.
Hugh: Yes! I like that.