The transcript for Room for 10 More.


It was a stormy night. Lisa was prepared and had the house on lockdown.

The next morning, Lisa received an e-mail from her siblings.

Hugh came in.

Hugh: Good morning, Lisa.

Lisa: Is it? All of my siblings e-mailed me saying that they have nowhere to stay since their houses got struck by the storm.

Hugh: And?

Lisa: They're all moving here until their houses get repaired.

Hugh: Wow.

Hugh Jr and Alicia came in.

Alicia: The weather channel says NO SCHOOL for the week because of the storm! Isn't it great?

Hugh Jr: I normally don't celebrate that,'s phenomenal!

Lisa: Yes, yes, yes. But ALL my siblings now have to reside here since their houses got damaged in the storm.

Alicia: More good news!

Lisa: Really? And where will you sleep?

Alicia: My room. Duh.

Lisa: Yes. With two of my siblings in there with you.

Lisa paused.

Lisa: Or I could have them sleep in the living room. That was a success last Christmas.

The doorbell rang.

Lisa: That must be them.

Lisa opened the door.

All ten of Lisa's siblings came in.

Lincoln: I know this is sudden.

Lisa: You're telling me. Don't Ronnie Anne and Lonnie live with you, too?

Lincoln: Yes, yes. But when I told them that I wanted to reside here with you and my other sisters. Well, they went to the Casagrande bodega.

Lori: By the way, Bobby and Lucas did the same.

Lisa: Ah. How nice.

Lana: It is. Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus all volunteered to fix our houses. They said they'll get our houses fixed tomorrow.

Lisa: So you guys DON'T have to spend the night?

Lana: Well, we still have to sleep over. But we'll be out of your hair in the morning.

Lisa: Phew. And sorry Lola. This house isn't to your standards.

Lola: Uh, puh-lease! My mansion was totally ruined cause of the storm.

Lola turned to Lana.

Lola: Your friends better replenish all of my expensive items.

Lana: You know Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus can't afford half the junk cluttered throughout your house.

Lola: Half that "junk" was Winston's! Excuse me, miss mud for brains!

Lana and Lola began fighting.


Lola and Lana looked at Lisa.

Lola: Okay, okay. Sorry.

Lana: Yeah. Where's the mud room?

Lisa: I don't have a mud room.

Lola: Yeah. Who has a mud room?

Lana: Are you kidding me? Everyone I know has a mud room. Skippy has a mud room. Lucas has a mud room. Marcus has a mud room. Mike has a mud room. And Gus has a mud room.

Lisa: I don't care about your muddy friends. I'm saying I don't have a mud room.

Lola: And that's really disgusting, Lana.

Lana: What? I'm sorry!

Lincoln: With disgusting mud rooms aside, let's get settled.

Luna: I could sing some jams for you.

Lisa: I prefer not to begin the day with tinnitus inducing music.

Luna: Whatever, sis. Your loss.

Lynn: Well, I'd love to do some bench press exercises. Ya have a weight room, Lis?

Lisa: No. I don't have a mud room, weight room, and before you ask,, I don't have a mall, either.

Leni frowned.

Lisa: Look, you need to just find a place that's in THIS house to sleep.

Lucy: I call Hugh Jr's room.

Hugh Jr overheard.

Hugh Jr: Really? With all the bats?

Lisa: Don't be ridiculous, Lucy. Before the madness happened, I was about to suggest that you all should sleep in the living room. Like you did on Christmas.

Lincoln: I think we can agree on that.

Lola: Yeah! I mean, the living room's HUGE!

Luan: And speaking of Hugh. Where is he?

Lisa: No one was speaking of Hugh.

Hugh entered.

Hugh: Did I hear someone say my name?

Lisa: Uh-oh.

All of Lisa's sisters began blushing.

Lori: Bah-bah.

Leni: Bah-bah.

Luna: Bah-bah.

Luan: Bah-bah.

Lynn: Bah-bah.

Lucy: Bah-bah.

Lana: Bah-bah.

Lola: Bah-bah.

Lily: Bah-bah.

Lisa: Will you simpletons back off!? In case you didn't know...Hugh's MY husband. And Lori, you're married to Bobby now. You have no excuse.

Lori snapped out of her trance.

Lori: Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa. I can't help myself.

The other sisters snapped out of their trances.

Leni: Yeah. I'm supes sorry! Hugh's totes adorable!

Luna: And Sam might be the one I pine for but I wish Hugh was mine!

Luan: Yeah! He's quite the catch.

Lynn: Yes. And strong, too.

Lucy: His eyes could melt a vampire's soul.

Lana: Though Hugh isn't the type I go for, he's so fine.

Lola: The muddy and dirty types Lana goes for, sure. But I see that Hugh has ultimate class. I like that.

Lily: And he's all man.

Lisa rolled her eyes while Hugh face palmed.

Hugh: They won't do this ALL day...will they?

Lisa: I sure hope not.

Alicia: Well, it's nice that my aunts and uncle are here.

Hugh Jr: Yeah. But Dad, why must they all crush on you? It's super creepy.

Hugh: Hey! Your uncle Lincoln never crushed on me! That might be a bit odd, though.

Lincoln: Yeah. No offense, Hugh...but you're not my type.

Hugh: Phew!

Lisa: Let's just get settled in now already.

All the siblings unpacked their belongings in the living room.

As they were unpacking, Lisa looked shocked.

Lisa: I had no idea you all brought so much stuff.

Lana: Well, this is just my GOOD garbage.

Lisa held her nose.

Lisa: Gross, Lana. Put that somewhere else.

Lola: Yeah! Preferably away from all my pageant gowns!

Lisa: You didn't need all those pageant gowns.

Lola: Yes, I do. One for every hour of the day.

Lisa face palmed.

Hours passed and the siblings all got on Lisa's nerves.

Lisa: That's it! Lana, I'm calling your friends!

Lana: No! Don't! They can't work under pressure.

Lisa: Watch me.

Lisa group called Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus.

Lisa: My siblings are driving me NUTS! FIX their houses FASTER. I'd better get a call in TWENTY MINUTES of you saying that you got their houses done!

Lisa hung up before they could answer.

Lisa: And that's how you do it.

Lana: Oh no. Lisa...why?

Lisa: Why what? I just solved MY problem!

Lana: I told you that they can't work well under pressure!

Lisa: We'll see in a couple of minutes.

Moments later, Lisa got a group text from Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus.

It said: "We fixed all of your siblings' homes. Feel free to enjoy your rest and relaxation, Lisa."

Lisa turned off her phone and smiled.

Lisa: Well, safe to say. You can skidaddle on outta here. Now.

Lincoln: Already?

Lana: I guess Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus really DID listen.

Lisa: And now I get time for myself FINALLY.

The siblings all left.

Lisa crashed on the couch.

Hugh came in.

Hugh: Are they gone now?

Lisa: Oh yeah. Now it's just you and me.

Hugh: Yes! I like that.

They hugged.