The transcript for Sick Day.
The next day, Lana was asleep in bed.
Lana woke up.
Lana: Oh. How long did I sleep for?
Lana looked at the clock on her phone.
Lana: 12:00!? I'm going to be late for work!
Lana vomited in her bed.
Lana: Ew. Cool. What happened?
Lana passed out.
Moments later, Lisa went in Lana's room.
Lisa: Lana, Skippy called me and said that you didn't show up to work.
Lana got up.
Lana: How'd you know that?
Lisa: Well, it was a medical alert, really. I was at the hospital.
Lana: A medical alert from throwing up? I'll be fine, Lis. Really
Lana's stomach gurgled.
Lana threw up again.
Lisa: Ew. I might have the solution.
Lisa got a pill out of her pocket.
Lisa: Take this. It'll help.
Lana took the pill out of Lisa's hand and swallowed it.
Meanwhile, at the mechanic shop...
Skippy was fixing a car.
Lucas, Marcus, Mike and Gus entered.
Skippy: Hey, have any of you heard about what happened to Lana?
Marcus: We thought she was with you.
Mike: Is she okay?
Gus: I hope she's fine.
Skippy: Yeah. She's fine. She's just sick.
Skippy: You four should go over to Lana's to check up on her. I already called the doctor.
Lucas: You know a doctor?
Skippy: I do. One of Lana's sisters is a doctor.
Marcus: Wait...which one?
Skippy: It's Lisa.
Mike and Gus (in unison): EWWW!
Skippy: Just go over to Lana's place...okay? I'll come, too.
Lucas: Okay, okay.
Skippy, Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus all left the mechanic shop and headed to Lana's house.
Meanwhile, at Lana's house...
Lisa: You seem to be in order, Lana. But what made you get sick in the first place?
Lana: Well, last night I drank some expired milk.
Lisa: Ew. No wonder!
Lana: But I always do! It's good stuff!
Lisa: Out of curiosity, how old is it?
Lana: I dunno. But it said that it was best by 2018.
Lisa: You drank THIRTY year old milk!? No wonder you're sick. Lie down now. I'm leaving to get some real help!
Lana: No! Lisa, don't go. You need to give me some more of those pills.
Lisa: I will. I'll be right back!
Just as Lisa left Lana, Skippy, Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus entered.
Lisa: Skippy, look behind you, but the bigoted sexists are behind you.
Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus looked offended.
Lisa: Oh come on! You guys admitted it 30 years ago!
Lucas: Yeah. But we changed. Tell her, Marcus.
Marcus: Yeah. We changed. I don't know why you keep bringing this up!
Mike: We didn't even beat you up!
Gus: But we should have.
Lisa: Whatever. I'm outta here.
Skippy stopped Lisa.
Skippy: Wait...aren't you supposed to cure Lana?
Lisa: She'll be fine. She just drank some expired milk. Now I'm off to see David at his new place away from Darcy. Bye.
Skippy: Now what do we do?
Lucas: I dunno. We're not doctors!
Marcus: Lisa really hates us now. Doesn't she?
Mike: It's understandable, though. We beat up her sister 30 years ago.
Gus: But she should've gotten over it! I mean...Lana's our friend now!
Skippy: And as friends, let's go check on Lana.
Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus (in unison): Okay!
They went into Lana's room.
Lana got up, drowsy looking.
Lana: Skippy? Lucas? Marcus? Mike? Gus?
Skippy: Yes. It's us.
Lana: Where's Lisa?
Lucas: She ditched you.
Lana: What? Why?
Marcus: I don't know. But we're here now.
Mike: I know we're not doctors-
Gus: But we came to help anyways.
Lana: Thanks guys! I appreciate it.
Lucas: No problem.
Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus all left Lana's room.
They went to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, in Lana's room...
Skippy was tucking Lana in her bed.
Lana: Thanks Skippy. You didn't have to do this.
Skippy: I do. Cause I love you.
Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus came back with some orange juice, fruit gummies, and the medicine Lisa left behind.
Lucas: Here. Take this.
Marcus: It'll make you feel better.
Lana took the orange juice and drank it.
Mike: How's that? A drink that isn't expired.
Lana: Thanks guys.
Lana ate the fruit gummies.
Gus: These should help your stomach.
Lucas: And here are some pills that your sister left behind.
Lucas handed the pills to Lana.
Lana took a pill.
Marcus: This'll get you to stop throwing up.
Mike: Yeah. Lisa told us about that.
Lana: Aw! Thanks guys. You know...I'm feeling MUCH better now!
Gus: Glad to hear it!